Sunday, June 4, 2017

Lorem Ipsum: The Aloysius Angelasia Archives (Chapter 38e)

"Of course.  Of course.  If I feel one bit like I'm too distracted to drive, I will let you know before I kill us all."

I wouldn't have thought that I'd have had to promise that I wouldn't do something as drastic as to cause the deaths of the three of us, but I guess Mattie didn't know me well enough to know that my desire for self-preservation was pretty strong.

My life had prepared me well.  I was too stubborn to give up so easily.  I had faced down too many foes to take that route in this situation.  You could just go ahead and add my name to the list of things that would survive a nuclear holocaust -- me and cockroaches and Cher.

Mattie was giving me a quizzical look -- something he did quite often I was beginning to realize.

"I wish I could hear the things going on in there," he said.  "I can *see* you're off somewhere deep in your thoughts, and my imagination starts kicking in as to what you're thinking."

I couldn't suppress my chuckle.

"Are you really sure you want to know?" I asked.

"Maybe.  Maybe not," he replied.

"I was thinking about the end of the world ... and Cher."

He was speechless -- understandably.

I gently chided him, with a smirk on my face.

"Careful what you ask for ..."


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